Masquerade of Morons (Episode #556)

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-Kmele gets glasses

-The return of Soho legs

-Matt’s movie-theater race science

-Trump sends a letter to Congress saying the war is over, Iran says, “wtf?”

-Little Marco, Fog of War correspondent

-A very leaky White House

-Strange new respect for the anti-war MAGA set

-Little Marco puts the best face on Iran

-Welch discovers gas prices

-The affordability caucus …