Gio recaps Chris Stapleton singing Dolly Parton’s ‘I Will Always Love You’ before a chat on musical instruments, leading into Gordon’s update where Boomer learns Marino made him a Dolphins fan—ruining his life in the process. We then cover a classroom "fart corner," the burglary at Tom Brady’s new card store, and Pete Crow-Armstrong’s balk outrage earning him Gio's praise as MLB's best hyphenated name. Finally, after a bear-versus-beaver Moment of the Day, a picture of a good-looking woman in a WFAN/Yankees rugby shirt hits the station’s X account, and Gio admits he’s bad at world geography.
