DK has an old sailor tattoo rotting on his arm that reads “Volume Is King” (03:12) under a rusted anchor. So many quarterbacks can run now that Craig is starting to doubt a five-year tattoo (11:25). Watch 'Wild Hogs' to connect properly with DK’s years-old chest tattoo (18:24); Heifetz will always buy the dip (45:29). Dive in to get the full list of the crew’s Summer 2026 Memento Tattoos, new Polaroids to add to the catalog (48:49), Monster Energy Big 12 (01:07:59), and USMNT’s embarrassing World Cup exit (01:10:34). Craig also continued his Millennial Banger takeover of DK’s band mentions after shocking the world with Usher’s "Love in This Club" on Monday’s episode. Write all of this down! Make sure to write all of this down.
(00:00) Intro
(02:52) Summer 2026 Memento Tattoos
(48:53) Craig’s WR upside equation and other Polaroids
(01:10:34) USMNT blowout loss recap
(01:23:35) Emails: Jug is reborn and Gordie Howe lore
Reminders
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Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck
Producers: Cameron Dinwiddie, Abou Kamara, Carlos Chiriboga, Nikhil Behal, Austin Gayle
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