We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Football. Is. Back. 🏈 Tubbs and Franke fire up Locks & Longshots, update records, and dive into an NFL Week 1 preview with Lions vs Packers front and center. Tubbs is sniffing out “trap line” cheese with DET +2.5 (and a spicy alt Lions -2.5), while ChatGPT rides Bengals -5.5. Franke’s card features Cowboys +8.5 (TNF) and 49ers ML vs Seahawks, plus longshots like a Bengals/Cardinals/Broncos ML Parlay and David Njoku TD. We also hit Paige’s Picks, rapid-fire props, and cook up a Week 1 parlay. For laughs, the NFL Team Maker is unhinged; BJ Raji at QB, Air Bud at WR, a Grizzly Bear at TE… and yes, the “Micah Parsons is a Packer” bit makes a cameo. If you want NFL picks, player props, parlays, and Midwest sports chaos, you’re home. Follow on twitter for all updates: @TanksandTuddies Watch along on YouTube: Tanks and Tuddies - YouTube
