49ers owner Jed York gets arrested soliciting a prostitute outside an Ohio trailer park, leading off Jerry's first update on John Harbaugh expecting Malik Nabers ready for Week 1 alongside fake audio quotes from the hooker. Then, Todd Monken names Deshaun Watson the starter in Cleveland, Watson admits his emotions got the best of him, Michael Kay doubts he'll live into his 80s, and Cal Raleigh launches three home runs against the Phillies. Finally, an Uber Eats driver pummels a security guard at Barstool, leaving Gio to wonder who in the studio would run and who would step up to fight.
